Dudes, there is something you just aren’t getting

I don’t think the Mujahadeen Army do irony. Major credit cards maybe. Irony, definitely not.

So, the Pope is accused of suggesting Islam is violent.

Iraq’s Mujahadeen Army, so incensed at this slander against the Prophet, has decided to prove the Pope wrong. They are going to crochet woolen doves, attach them to balloons, and send them to the Vatican.

Well, actually, no:

“We swear that we will destroy their cross in the heart of Rome … and that their Vatican will be hit and wept over by the Pope.

“We will not rest until your thrones and your crosses have been destroyed on your own territory.”

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