Poor City + Free Zoo = Chaos

Note to self:

When a city zoo in the heart of the ghetto offers free admission one weekend, do not under any circumstances go. Queues and chaos for a glimpse of a baboon’s bum with two tired kids is hell. In future, get your wallet out and pay to go when half of Baltimore is not there, you cheapskate.


One comment

  1. Lesson learned! Sounds horrible. I have some issued with the zoo concept (Baltimore, or eslewhere) and so don’t go. But certainly, your equation sounds correct.


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