Car bombers ain’t what they used to be

As they have gradually killed off their own work force Iraqi insurgents have apparently been reduced to hiring total imbeciles to execute their hits. I caught this headline on Yahoo! this morning: “13 Car bombs wound 20 people across Iraq”. And from the article: “but the New Year’s Day onslaught killed no one and injured only 20 people, police said”.

What kind of clumsy-ass bush league car bombers are they graduating these days? How is it even possible to explode 13 car bombs and apparently not kill ANYONE?